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Awesome!

the text based gameplay gives it a retro-ish feel, especially when accompanied by the 16-bit style sprites

as far as text based gameplay goes, this is top notch.

also: XYXXZY. type it for awesomeness

this made my day!

you sir are a freaking genius. i can't believe you redid the source code for doom in action script!
this flash deserves serious recognition!

if you could do this with the Duke Nukem 3D source code or Redneck Rampage, you would be a god amung much lesser men.

not that you aren't already.. you are. you'd just be more of one.

other than me praising you for your creation of this i could do an actual review but the only complaint i have is no music, so w/e.

100/10 and 20/5

are you kidding me?

yeah ok peta we get it animal rights fight the power all that hippie BS but come on! going after a harmless cooking video game for preparing meat dishes?!? not only that but im more than positive that this exceeds the legal limitations of the parody laws and there for is open for the cooking mama developers to sue your ass so hard that your computer will be a commodore 64. not only is this game naggy and possibly illigal it is one of the most broken games ive ever played the most detection is dredful and the music is irritating as all hell.

3/10

acording to this.

with 93 clicks i am some kind of god... AWESOME!

nice.

only a few problems. you can stop where as in pac man you cannt stop moving till you hit a wall. you can enter the glost room and finally IT NEED MUSIC.

a point off for every flaw. so thats 7/10 and 3/5.

Jazeps responds:

you can stop by pressing the spacebar

decent.

animation/graphics are great and its fun to play but i have only one complaint. sometimes his punches don't work and thats a real pain in the ass.

4/5 8/10

STRAWBERRYCLOCK IS THE KING OF TEH PORTAL

YOU CAN NOT KILL STRAWBERRYCLOCK.

WHAT EVER YOU DO!

DO NOT GIVE CHRIS THE STICK 2 YOUR MSN!!!! IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

10/10 5/5

RomanCollarClock responds:

Point taken!

your an idiot.

this was poorly put together boring and worst of all, THE ANSWERS THAT YOU SAID WERE RIGHT ARE IN FACT WRONG! LENNY AND CARL ARE HOMERS BEST FRIENDS! ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU THAT!

review title

it had great gameplay but it would have been more lock legion related.

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